Health & Fitness
How to get bikini body ready for when we all live underwater
Summer is nearly here – and the great news is, it’s going to be here for a long, long time. Probably forever, thanks to one guy’s lousy holiday to France.
1. Get swimming
2. Work on that fake tan
Your sunbathing days are numbered – pretty soon, UV rays are going to be so powerful that catching a few rays will leave you totally charred. Not a sexy look. Bright orange skin is totally on trend this season, so take advantage and get slathering (just make sure it’s waterproof).
3. Think about your diet
It’s a given that you should get used to eating a lot of fish (think about all that Omega-3) and seaweed, but why not also give kelp and plankton a go? We’re predicting these low-cal snacks will become mighty popular in the new age of total submersion.