How to crop your ex out of your Tinder pics, unlike the memories of his betrayal
Break ups are painful. But not as painful as knowing those selfies you took together on that mini break to Venice, where you look 11/10, will never see the light of day.
Those pictures need the appreciation they deserve. Even if they do document the exact moment you thought Jack was going to say “I love you”, but what he actually said was that he was beginning to look at other women in a sexual way again, and would you mind if he hangs out with your friend Grace without you there, just because he thinks she’s cool.
Yes, the memories are sad from the night where he got an Uber back with Grace because there “wasn’t space” for three people, but that picture from predrinks where you’re all sitting together is adorable – and that just can’t go to waste.
Why were you in so many pictures with Jack anyway? He always moaned when you tried to take a selfie together, and asked you to not tag him in or share it on any social media. He said this was because he’s a very private person, but now for some reason he’s absolutely fine putting up pics of him and Grace having a nice time at crazy golf.
Yeah he might have taken your heart and slammed it in an Uber car door, but you look fit in those pictures, so just cut his face entirely out of the frame. Regardless of how much of the picture it takes up.
The memories of him walking with Grace down the high street talking and laughing like they’re finally happy will fade, but that pic of you with perfect makeup right before he dumped you in Costa will last a lifetime.