Health & Fitness

Woman fails pregnancy test, demands resit

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A Tunbridge Wells women has demanded a resit after failing a home pregnancy test.

Becki Morris, 34, saved up her urine all night, resisting multiple urges to go to the bathroom and relieve herself, only to finally urinate so vigorously that she flooded the test, leaving it obsolete, and her efforts redundant.

“I waited for the requisite three minutes,” explained Becki, “but nothing happened – not even the control line. I feel like such a failure.”

“It took me hours to build up a proper flow,” she continued, “now I have to do it all over again.”

“I’ve never been so anxious to receive negative feedback.”

Sara Gibbs

Sara is editor-in-chief of Succubus. Sara studied Writing & Producing Comedy at the NFTS and has written for The Now Show, Dead Ringers, The News Quiz and The Daily Mash. Sara crushes Wotsits into a fine powder before eating the remnants with her face (or with a teaspoon, in polite company).