Health & Fitness
Woman fails pregnancy test, demands resit
A Tunbridge Wells women has demanded a resit after failing a home pregnancy test.
Becki Morris, 34, saved up her urine all night, resisting multiple urges to go to the bathroom and relieve herself, only to finally urinate so vigorously that she flooded the test, leaving it obsolete, and her efforts redundant.
“I waited for the requisite three minutes,” explained Becki, “but nothing happened – not even the control line. I feel like such a failure.”
“It took me hours to build up a proper flow,” she continued, “now I have to do it all over again.”
“I’ve never been so anxious to receive negative feedback.”