Out of control bridezilla wants tables AND chairs at wedding

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A selfish diva and shameless bride who’s been described as “all-round hard work” has declared further unreasonable demands for her wedding, insisting on having both tables and chairs.

The bride-to-be, Angela Newbury, 28, from Barnsley, made the shocking statement after asking for her wedding dress to be completely white, and her husband to arrive at the right place at the right time on the day of the wedding.

“I just couldn’t believe it when she said it” said Jessica Noble, 25, her maid of honour.

“It’s true what they say, even the nicest women become completely mad bitches when they’re about to get married.”

“What’s next, tablecloths?” Said her groom, laughing himself silly.

Kat Sadler is a comedian, writer and blogger. Kat is young at heart, but she's also wise beyond her years. Unfortunately the two cancel each other out so she's actually neither. She also writes for The Daily Mash. She blogs here