Beauty

Tania has no recollection of what she looked like before Snapchat beauty filter

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A Durham woman has been using the Snapchat beauty filter for so long, she’s totally forgotten what she originally looked like.

“I used to waste all my money on expensive makeup,” confessed Tania Rogers, 28, “but then I realised that nobody sees each other in person anymore, it’s all via the medium of selfies – and the Snapchat beauty filter is free.”

“Since discovering the Snapchat beauty filter, I haven’t looked back – or into a mirror,” continued Tania. “In fact, if I need to check my reflection, I do it through the app. It’s so much better for my self esteem.”

“I’ve used so many face creams that promised I would look ten years younger, but nothing has delivered as effectively as the Snapchat beauty filter, which makes me look like a foetus,” she explained. “Can a face cream make your eyes bigger and your nose smaller? Well? Can it?”

Having consulted beauty experts, Succubus can confirm that the face cream Tania is thinking of is plastic surgery.

Sara Gibbs

Sara is editor-in-chief of Succubus. Sara studied Writing & Producing Comedy at the NFTS and has written for The Now Show, Dead Ringers, The News Quiz and The Daily Mash. Sara crushes Wotsits into a fine powder before eating the remnants with her face (or with a teaspoon, in polite company).