Office stunned when new girl won’t bake
A male-dominated office in Rochdale continues to operate in disbelief after no baked goods were brought into the...
Shock! Woman who posted underwear pictures on Insta not, in fact, real model
Followers of an Oxford woman were surprised to discover yesterday that, despite a constant stream of pictures captioned...
Three mascaras flakier than your friend Rachel
Rachel’s the kind of friend that’s so flaky that you can’t really remember the last time you saw...
Killer abs still on the loose
The Metropolitan Police have stepped up their search for a set of killer abs, reportedly still at large....
Quiz: Do you have imposter syndrome, or are you just faking it like everything else?
How to look like you’re working when you’re actually daydreaming about Steve from Stranger Things and his baseball bat
Anyone who’s seen the new season of Stranger Things, or has basic access to the Internet, knows that...
Nutrition! Ciara’s vegan cookbook ‘purely decorative’
A London woman has been forced to admit that she has never even so much as skim-read her...
Science! Cure for insomnia is reliving past humiliations
The science is in, and it turns out the cure for insomnia is actually staring at the ceiling and...
Parenting! School has zero-tolerance bullying policy, unless child has really stupid name
A Worthing school has announced that it will take a hard line on bullying, except in cases where...
Genies HATE her! Why this woman’s wish list is just three more wishes
A woman from Egham has figured out a loophole putting together a wish list in the run up to...