Killer abs still on the loose
The Metropolitan Police have stepped up their search for a set of killer abs, reportedly still at large....
Quiz: Do you have imposter syndrome, or are you just faking it like everything else?
How to look like you’re working when you’re actually daydreaming about Steve from Stranger Things and his baseball bat
Anyone who’s seen the new season of Stranger Things, or has basic access to the Internet, knows that...
Nutrition! Ciara’s vegan cookbook ‘purely decorative’
A London woman has been forced to admit that she has never even so much as skim-read her...
Science! Cure for insomnia is reliving past humiliations
The science is in, and it turns out the cure for insomnia is actually staring at the ceiling and...
Catriona finally discovers which fruit she is based on her TV preferences
A York woman who spent her evening taking online quizzes to make life-altering discoveries about herself, such as which...
Parenting! School has zero-tolerance bullying policy, unless child has really stupid name
A Worthing school has announced that it will take a hard line on bullying, except in cases where...
Genies HATE her! Why this woman’s wish list is just three more wishes
A woman from Egham has figured out a loophole putting together a wish list in the run up to...
Ailsa still waiting for assurances about her weight even though she’s confident and loves her body
A Perth woman is really happy with her body, despite constantly mentioning it to her friends. “I’m really happy...
Chloe wastes several days reading book that isn’t Harry Potter
A Berkshire woman has broken her silence about how she will never get back the days she spent reading...