Ally status secured for white male whose Spotify Wrapped includes two Lizzo songs
A young white man from north London, whose Spotify Wrapped playlist featured two songs from popular artist, Lizzo,...
This dickhead Kevin has registered to vote and if that doesn’t scare you into registering nothing will
Julia Roberts offered lead role in Nelson Mandela biopic
White, American, red-haired, female actor Julia Roberts has been put forward by producers to play the black, South...
Report: Is coffee actually good? Seriously, I can’t tell
A recent report by the Office For National Statistics has found stunning evidence that most coffee drinkers don’t...
Actor who isn’t going to the Fringe totally fine
For the first time in five years, Flora Brand, 29, an actor, writer and waitress, is not going...
I’ve put my all personal data into my horoscope app but it said it’s not enough and now it’s coming for my family
Guys, I’m scared. I downloaded Co-Star on a whim after a friend said she was enjoying how accurate...
Missed Glasto? Here’s 486 identical Insta stories covering it
Glastonbury is over for another year, and you missed out on some life changing memories. That thing Lizzo...
Oh no! Equality in writers rooms directly preventing Gary’s terrible sitcom from getting commissioned
Gary Smith, 48 from London, is certain that ITV banning all-male writers rooms is the reason his awful...
I finally got in touch with my inner child, but it turns out she’s a stinky lil brat who I hate
So, I finally did it. After years of pleading from my therapist, I delved deep into my unconscious...
Fuck!! Megan thinks you should buy rounds
You’re out for drinks after a hard day at work with a new group of friends. You’re at...