Shock! Woman who posted underwear pictures on Insta not, in fact, real model
Followers of an Oxford woman were surprised to discover yesterday that, despite a constant stream of pictures captioned “photoshoot”,...
Three mascaras flakier than your friend Rachel
Rachel’s the kind of friend that’s so flaky that you can’t really remember the last time you saw her....
How to keep so many succulents that your life just becomes the plot of Little Shop of Horrors
It’s well established that succulents are a great alternative to friends. They brighten up any space, be it a desk,...
Beauty inspo! Five bold lipsticks to buy this winter and never wear
This season isn’t just about the bold lip; it’s about buying an outlandish colour, convincing yourself you can rock...
Killer abs still on the loose
The Metropolitan Police have stepped up their search for a set of killer abs, reportedly still at large. “We...
Toenail excited to fuck up your tights
Your big toenail is absolutely jazzed to ruin your brand new upwards of 80 denier tights today, it told...
Quiz: Do you have imposter syndrome, or are you just faking it like everything else?
Science exclusive! Body hair grows back
No matter how many times you shave, wax, epilate, tweeze, laser or visualise your body hair away, it will...
How to look like you’re working when you’re actually daydreaming about Steve from Stranger Things and his baseball bat
Anyone who’s seen the new season of Stranger Things, or has basic access to the Internet, knows that Steve...
Nutrition! Ciara’s vegan cookbook ‘purely decorative’
A London woman has been forced to admit that she has never even so much as skim-read her vegan...