Three reaction gifs that say: “I’ve only got the emotional capacity to deal with my own problems right now, Chloe”
Chloe’s that friend who messages to ask how you are, just because she wants you to ask her how...
Four investment handbags to transport all your disgusting crumbs
As women, we all want to know the answer to this question when considering purchasing a new handbag: Just...
Weight loss hack! How to spend every penny of your student loan before you’ve bought any food
Let’s face it – unless you’re a trust fund baby, your first student loans instalment is probably the first...
Sophie’s Wi-Fi only being like this to spite her
A Manchester woman is being personally targeted by her Wi-Fi, despite totally not having time for that shit today....
Emma’s houseguests to receive training course before using shower
A Birmingham woman has enrolled her house guests in a two-day training course on the intricacies of how to...
Adorable Freshers’ week outfits to cry in by yourself because your housemates have gone out without you
You’re finally off to uni! You’ve flown the nest! You’re a proper adult, albeit one who has no idea how...
Friend Karen’s ‘phasing out’ coincidentally very determined to remain Karen’s friend
A Kent woman’s attempts to ‘phase out’ a friend have been thwarted by extreme tenacity and a willingness to...
Quiz: Which emotionally unavailable man should you waste three months on?
Six cute Airbnbs to overhear your friends poop in
The post-holiday blues are just a fact of life. So is taking a shit. While you’re in a romantic...
Exclusive: Your ex-boyfriend’s hoodie really misses you
That snuggly hoodie that you borrowed all the time really wishes you’d wear it again. “I’ve been trying to...