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Yes, I’d love to come to a 7am rave workout, Nancy, but I’ve got a fucking job to go to
A London woman has been told, in no uncertain terms that, yes, a 7am rave workout with a bunch of...
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Cute nicknames for you boyfriend’s penis that’ll subtly undermine his masculinity
When left to their own devices, men have a tendency towards giving their penises needlessly macho and, frankly, slightly terrifying-sounding...
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35-year-old woman still talking about gap year
Colleagues of a Wiltshire woman have confirmed that the marketing assistant is still “banging on” about her 12-month trip...
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Betrayed! I thought he was the one but then he told me he’d once been a contestant on Take Me Out
I first met Barry at this bar that my friends and I go to a few weeks ago. He...
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Woman thrilled time has come to pretend those tears are hay fever
A Dorset woman was excited today after learning that hay fever symptoms are once again rife amongst her peers....
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How to recover after the 21-year-old at work doesn’t get your MySpace reference
When you started at the company you were youngest person in the office; the go-to source for any youth...
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Hollyoaks spoilers! It’s shit!
Look away now if you don’t want to know what’s coming up in this weeks episodes of Hollyoaks. Have...
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I lived it! He said he was in a band but he didn’t mention he played the fucking fiddle
“I’m in a band.” We’ve all heard it and we’ve all been instantly attracted to it. But when I...
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Man shocked to discover he’s not a qualified health specialist
A London-based salesman has been left with an immense feeling of disappointment upon being informed that reading a column...
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Freelance social media intern buys one coffee, is still in same café three weeks later
A London woman who bought a single coffee three weeks ago from a café is still sitting in that same café....
