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Lifestyle
Four Christmas gift ideas that say, “I’m only getting you this because I knew you’d get me something, and I’ve got enough on without you making me feel guilty, Beth”
Jodie Irvine | December 16, 2018It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Especially for Beth, who has decided to buy everyone she’s ever...
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Love & sex
Do I want to fuck Father Christmas, or do I just crave a father figure in my life?
Imogen Trusselle | December 16, 2018Ok, so hear me out on this one girls. Ever since I was a young teen, right about when...
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Love & sex
Freelancer snogs herself at Christmas party
Laura Cooper | December 16, 2018Freelance graphic designer, Ruby Smith, 28, woke up after her solo Freelance Christmas party with the usual beer fear...
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Lifestyle
Woman in nightclub toilet declared Jade’s maid of honour
Laurie Plowright | December 9, 2018Jade Warrington, 27, a north London estate agent, made a shock announcement in a toilet at Rewind nightclub earlier...
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Health & Fitness
Wow! This family friend can belittle your mental health three times in one conversation
Laurie Plowright | December 9, 2018Family friend Sheila, who is inexplicably at every single family event, broke her previous record by belittling Laura Philip’s...
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Lifestyle
Bad news: Having a book on your bedside table not the same as reading it
Laufey Haraldsdóttir | December 2, 2018A recent discovery has revealed that ownership of a piece of literature does not equal spending the time and...
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Career
Yasmine’s leaving card signed by record-breaking 17 people who have no idea who she is
Arnold T. Rice | December 2, 2018A marketing firm in Reading announced on Tuesday that 23-year-old Yasmine Golding’s ‘Goodbye & Good Luck’ card has become...
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Love & sex
Baby shower guest announces she’s done far more impressive things in sex than get pregnant
Annie McGrath | November 20, 2018Reader, that guest was me. Baby Showers are the prime example of credit where it’s not due. It takes...
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Beauty
Scientists invent range of tights that your leg hair can’t poke through
Isabelle Farah | November 19, 2018After three years of gruelling research, scientists have finally developed a new range of tights that do not allow...
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Lifestyle
Sorry feminists! I’m traditional: I like to cook for my man and make sacrifice to the Sun God
Ruby Clyde | November 19, 2018I’ve always been a traditional girl. Growing up, I wanted to get swept off my feet and have that...