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Three groom’s suits that say “who cares? It’s not like anyone’s looking at him”

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Oh em gee, you’re getting married. You’ve chosen the perfect venue, your dream gown, you’ve coerced five of your most uniquely wonderful female friends into wearing the same, unflattering bridesmaids’ dress – but, at some point, you should probably make sure Phil picks up a suit, or something… we guess.

Here are five generic suits that say “there was very little point in putting any thought into this, because nobody’s going to be looking at Phil.”*

*Not pictured – any of the suits… because, seriously, it doesn’t matter.**

**Also not pictured, Phil.

A grey suit

Grey is a great colour for blending into the background. It really says “at least any tie you put me in will go with grey.”

A linen suit

Because Phil can get as rumpled as he likes – nobody will notice.

A wool suit

Are you still reading? If so, wool. Why not?

Sara Gibbs

Sara is editor-in-chief of Succubus. Sara studied Writing & Producing Comedy at the NFTS and has written for The Now Show, Dead Ringers, The News Quiz, The Daily Mash and The Mash Report. Sara makes it her business to be at least five years behind the latest trends, so she can devote more time to her Tamagotchi.