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Out of control bridezilla wants tables AND chairs at wedding

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A selfish diva and shameless bride who’s been described as “all-round hard work” has declared further unreasonable demands for her wedding, insisting on having both tables and chairs.

The bride-to-be, Angela Newbury, 28, from Barnsley, made the shocking statement after asking for her wedding dress to be completely white, and her husband to arrive at the right place at the right time on the day of the wedding.

“I just couldn’t believe it when she said it” said Jessica Noble, 25, her maid of honour.

“It’s true what they say, even the nicest women become completely mad bitches when they’re about to get married.”

“What’s next, tablecloths?” Said her groom, laughing himself silly.

Kat Sadler

Kat Sadler is a comedian, writer and ball of anxiety. She's written for a whole bunch of stuff like Frankie Boyle's New World Order, The Mash Report, The News Quiz and The Now Show and The Daily Mash. She's currently the contract writer for BBC Studios comedy. She's here for a long time, not a good time. Check out her sad little blog here