Four investment handbags to transport all your disgusting crumbs

As women, we all want to know the answer to this question when considering purchasing a new handbag:

Just how good is it at transporting all my detritus around town?

Well, we’ve hand picked some gorgeous new bags based on their ability to retain all kinds of nonsense in the bottom of your bag. From bits of rock hard, snotty tissue to yucky brown banana sludge, here’s our top picks for this season.

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This nice black one

This dark number is an excellent black void for all your useless junk to roam free. That old Twix you got as an impulse dessert with your Boots meal deal and then forgot about? He deserves a home here. Set him free.

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This big pink one

This one’s so nice and feminine, it’ll go perfectly with all those tampons that have fallen out of their wrappers but you haven’t had a chance to throw away yet.

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This classy red one

This one is a strong statement bag, much like those blood-stained tissues at the bottom of your bag from that nosebleed you had months ago. Colour coordination, yay!

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This brown one

Let’s face it. Your handbag is literally just a rubbish bin, and you don’t know what day the bin men come. And we all know you can’t recycle any of that shit.