Fashion

Is your boyfriend wearing his jeans too low or is he simply still in the process of putting them on?

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Everyone knows that wearing your jeans low makes you look cool, but sometimes it’s hard to tell if the man in your life is actually wearing them very, very low or he’s simply still in the process of putting them on. Here are a few clues to help you suss it out…

Is he wearing shoes yet?

If not, then there’s a good chance that he’s still putting them on.

Can he walk?

If he’s having problems walking from the living room to the kitchen, then he’s probably only a third of the way through putting them on.

Can you see his junk?

If you can still see his junk, then you’ve got to hope he’s still putting them on, because otherwise it’s likely he’s going to be arrested for indecent exposure as soon as he leaves the house.

Adam Baird

Adam is a regular contributor to The Daily Mash, having written over 500 stories for them in the last three years. He can also do a pretty much spot-on John Lennon impression. His formal education stops at 'Unfinished BTEC in Performing Arts.'