Report confirms Tracey only went to the Tate to look cultured on Instagram

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A new report has confirmed that a woman only went to the Tate so she could take some pictures of random things and then make it look like she knows about art on Instagram, when we can guarantee you right now that she doesn’t.

The report also confirmed that Tracey Wilder, 24, hadn’t heard of any of the artists who were on show in the gallery and she also thought Vincent van Gogh was: “that bloke who cut his knob off ‘cos his painting were shit.”

Tracey’s friend, Nikki Johnston, 25, said, “Oh look, Tracey went to the Tate on Instagram.”

“They’ll be doing a South Bank Show special on her next.”

“So what do you think about modern art then, Tracey? What? Nothing? Is that because you only went to the Tate to make it look like you’re not just a vapid cultureless hole who loves the Kardashians and taking pictures of every cocktail you’ve ever drunk?”

“Is that it, Tracey? Is it?”

Nikki admitted: “I should ‘like’ a couple of them though. It would be weird if I didn’t.”

Tracey hashtagged #art #tate #paintings #culture #london #londonlife.

Nikki added, “London life? She lives in Maldon.”

Adam Baird

Adam is a regular contributor to The Daily Mash, having written over 500 stories for them in the last three years. He can also do a pretty much spot-on John Lennon impression. His formal education stops at 'Unfinished BTEC in Performing Arts.'