Quiz: Are you ugly or did you just stare at your selfie for longer than 15 seconds?
You’ve done it! You took the perfect selfie. You may be thinking to yourself, “The lighting is just right, my hair looks soft and luscious, well, wait…now one of my eyes seems a little crossed. Has my right cheek always been way fatter than the left one? Oh God! Why didn’t anyone tell me my skin was so grotesque??”
So are you actually a human toad, or did you just stare at your selfie for longer than 15 seconds? Take this quiz to find out:
HAVE YOU EVER APPEARED IN A PHOTOGRAPH?
A.) Yes, my likeness has been captured in photos many times over my life.
B.) No. In fact, every time I’ve ever tried to capture my face with a camera, the device overheats and starts smoking. My phone has been shattered ever since I downloaded Snapchat. My Tinder profile deleted itself!
Mostly As: Nope! Definitely not ugly. You’re an adequate, normal-looking queen!
Mostly Bs: Hmm, seems you may be a bit ugly. Keep your head up, kid!