Woman struggling to understand Boris’ speech decides to just read Ulysses

Gemma, 27, a publishing executive from Leicester was inspired to pick up her books once more after viewing our prime ministers school yesterday. 

“I wrote my undergraduate dissertation on Ulysses’ she told friends and family ‘at the time it was stressful, but having heard what Boris had to say, it seems comparatively easy.”

“Stream of consciousness is one thing, but this was so far beyond that- a whole new style,” continued a confused Gemma. “I’m going to have to stick to the simple stuff like James Joyce. I’ll leave the rest to Boris.”