All posts by Adam Baird
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Weird guy who you barely know posts unfunny reply to status update again
A man who a woman met once who then added her on Facebook has felt comfortable enough to...
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Busted! I know you didn’t listen to my podcast, Claire
A woman from Manchester has been forced to lay her cards on the table with her friend Claire,...
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Yes, I’d love to come to a 7am rave workout, Nancy, but I’ve got a fucking job to go to
A London woman has been told, in no uncertain terms that, yes, a 7am rave workout with a bunch...
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Betrayed! I thought he was the one but then he told me he’d once been a contestant on Take Me Out
I first met Barry at this bar that my friends and I go to a few weeks ago....
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Hollyoaks spoilers! It’s shit!
Look away now if you don’t want to know what’s coming up in this weeks episodes of Hollyoaks....
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I lived it! He said he was in a band but he didn’t mention he played the fucking fiddle
“I’m in a band.” We’ve all heard it and we’ve all been instantly attracted to it. But when...
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80% of academics still dashing
We’ve always suspected it, but now we know for sure – a new academic report has revealed that...
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Adding “I’m only messing” doesn’t make what you said any less offensive, Susan
A report has confirmed that adding the caveat of “I’m only messing” to the end of an offensive sentence...
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Dad gives 20-year-old daughter £10 to “go and get her hair done”
A middle-aged man from Leicester has given his 20-year-old daughter £10 to “go and get her hair done”, because...
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Report confirms Tracey only went to the Tate to look cultured on Instagram
A new report has confirmed that a woman only went to the Tate so she could take some...