All posts by Benjamin Alborough
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Benjamin Alborough | February 1, 2018
Adult human male takes no issue with being corrected on movie trivia
A Tonbridge man was on a date earlier this week when his unsubstantiated claims about Star Wars Episode...
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Benjamin Alborough | January 19, 2018
“Age is just a number” says man who is too old
A Shoreham man loudly reassured his friends and family last night that his teenage girlfriend is, in fact,...
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Benjamin Alborough | October 5, 2017
Phwoar! Scientists say 50% of all people have breasts
A shocking new study from the University of Bristol has revealed that anything up to half of the...
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Benjamin Alborough | October 2, 2017
Erotic! Man takes off pants
A romantic dinner for two took a turn for the sexy last night, as a Cardiff man is...
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Benjamin Alborough | September 4, 2017
Uh oh! These female characters are too strong
Modern film is flush with sympathetic female characters including Wonder Woman, Furiosa, and that one female Smurf. Who...
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Benjamin Alborough | July 17, 2017
Husband planning to surprise wife with thoughtful gift from Virginia’s Circuit
A Bognor Regis husband and has become somewhat of a local hero after announcing his intention to surprise...
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Benjamin Alborough | May 31, 2017
Study shows depth of adult male’s V-neck directly proportional to their misunderstanding of feminism
Scientists from the University of Sussex have announced the results of a new study that identifies a causal...
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Benjamin Alborough | April 12, 2017
Clever! Man doesn’t use specific names in his poems so he can recycle them for his next girlfriend
A Sheffield man has drawn praise from bachelors up and down the country after revealing his system to...
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Benjamin Alborough | March 28, 2017
Wow! These two straight white men recorded a podcast about films
Comedy fans woke up in shock this morning to the news that two Camden men have decided to release...
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Benjamin Alborough | March 17, 2017
Irish woman celebrates St Patrick’s Day by banishing all the snakes from her Facebook friends list
A Kilkenny woman has seen fit to celebrate St Patrick’s Day by purging her facebook of “snakes” in a...