All posts by Billie
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Billie | August 16, 2018
Friend hoping overgenerous birthday present will make up for the fact she hasn’t replied to a text in over two months
Before turning up to Fay Mueller’s 27th birthday party, Lydia Weisman, 26, had failed to reply to the...
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Billie | August 11, 2018
Myth Debunked! Claims that millennials have lower attention span than previous generations greatly exager- oooh a meme!
There’s been tons of think pieces dedicated to slagging off millennials and their supposed short attention spans, but...
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Billie | July 17, 2018
Four houses on Rightmove you’ll never afford, and the detailed fantasy lives you’ve constructed around them
Unless you have a rich relative with heart problems or bought Bitcoin back in 2011, as a millennial,...
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Billie | July 16, 2018
Fan overtakes vibrator as woman’s favourite piece of electronic equipment
Of all the electrical equipment she owned – toastie maker, lava lamp, 1998 Gameboy Color – it was...
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Billie | July 11, 2018
Fuck, marry, be my dad: the nation struggles to figure out exactly what is they want to do with Gareth Southgate
There’s no doubt about it, Gareth Southgate has charmed us all. The manager of the England football team...
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Billie | July 8, 2018
LinkedIn research reveals school bully doing disappointingly well
One of the few things that got Grace Cheng through her teenage years was a belief that, once...
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Billie | June 17, 2018
Woman quits job to devote more time to her group chats
Fern Butler, from Peckham, South London, quit her job in public relations earlier this month in order to...
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Billie | June 14, 2018
Woman sues boyfriend for failing to fill void
A woman from Tottenham, North London, is suing her boyfriend after he failed to fill the void she’d...
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Billie | June 8, 2018
Four cute crop tops to show off your thick, luscious belly hair
Time to dust off those dangerously short hot pants, semi-translucent vest tops and arse skimming minis: summer’s officially...
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Billie | May 19, 2018
Cute nicknames for you boyfriend’s penis that’ll subtly undermine his masculinity
When left to their own devices, men have a tendency towards giving their penises needlessly macho and, frankly, slightly...