All posts by Cameron Loxdale
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Cameron Loxdale | May 31, 2018
Cyndi Lauper re-releases ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun’ with considerably more demands
I come home in the morning light, my mother says “when you gonna live your life right?” This...
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Cameron Loxdale | May 30, 2018
Man runs out of good shirts by second date
A Luton man has exhausted his wardrobe of socially viable date-wear after just two dates. Ben Cartwright, 25,...
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Cameron Loxdale | May 1, 2018
I fucked the Headspace guy and now meditating is super awkward
A London woman has many regrets after a dreadful one night stand with the Headspace guy. Nadia Kirk,...
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Cameron Loxdale | April 30, 2018
The Headspace voice cracked on to me and now we’re going on a date!
A London woman has reached the zenith of meditation by landing a hot date with the Headspace guy....
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Cameron Loxdale | February 7, 2018
The top five Radiohead albums according to some guy I’m ghosting
From early guitar rock to experimental electronica, Radiohead has an unparalleled oeuvre, according to some dude that will...
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Cameron Loxdale | February 3, 2018
Woke man gives up on Master of None
An Islington man has reiterated his feminist ally credentials by abandoning Master of None just five brisk weeks after allegations against...
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Cameron Loxdale | June 9, 2017
Premature election makes big sexy mess
Progressive women around the United Kingdom are high fiving in delight at not being fucked hard by the...
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Cameron Loxdale | June 6, 2017
Catcaller finally attracts cat
A Bolton man has been reunited with his beloved cat after two long years of searching. Jack Campling,...
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Cameron Loxdale | May 29, 2017
Why a potential Scrubs reunion is a good enough excuse to text your ex tonight
Ol’ JD is getting the gang back together! I mean, it’s not confirmed or anything (yet!) but don’t...
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Cameron Loxdale | May 10, 2017
He loves me, he loves me not. I’ve ruined my neighbour’s garden and I still need an answer
A Surrey woman has decided to use an old classic to decipher whether some guy she saw on...