All posts by Jodie Irvine
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Jodie Irvine | March 16, 2021
I lived it: I girl bossed too hard and came around full circle and now I’m the intern
A Camden woman has found herself in difficulty at work today, after earning so many promotions that she...
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Jodie Irvine | January 31, 2021
Guest star! Fuckboy from lockdown 1 rumoured to return to the franchise
A huge plot twist came today when rumours began to circulate that the fan-favourite fuckboy who starred in...
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Jodie Irvine | January 21, 2021
Dentist now the only man who’s been inside you in a year
A Farnborough woman has set a new record today after she realised it has now been one whole...
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Jodie Irvine | May 10, 2020
Phew! Luckily women have been staying alert since the day they were born
Women across the country are rejoicing today as it has become clear that their years of non-stop training...
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Jodie Irvine | June 5, 2019
Success! Woman who made it through winter without buying a “proper coat” only complained about being cold 732 times
A Birmingham woman has set a new record today after successfully making it into spring without ever buying...
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Jodie Irvine | April 26, 2019
Woman successfully avoids all spoilers by burrowing underground and becoming a teeny tiny mole lady
A Southampton woman has literally broken new ground today, after successfully setting up camp beneath the earth in...
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Jodie Irvine | January 31, 2019
Fun day out! HMRC website to be turned into escape room
Exciting news has swept the nation today, as it has been announced that the HM Revenue & Customs...
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Jodie Irvine | December 17, 2018
Woman’s winter office closure provides the best Christmas gift of all: a week away from Martin
A Manchester woman reached peak Christmas cheer today after learning that her office would be closing for extra...
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Jodie Irvine | December 17, 2018
Thrifty! Woman makes Christmas cards out of letters from the student loans company
A Cardiff woman has made headlines today after successfully crafting handmade Christmas cards for her whole extended family,...
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Jodie Irvine | December 16, 2018
Four Christmas gift ideas that say, “I’m only getting you this because I knew you’d get me something, and I’ve got enough on without you making me feel guilty, Beth”
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Especially for Beth, who has decided to buy everyone she’s...