All posts by Jodie Irvine
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5:56pm definitely best time to hold meeting, boss confirms
An East London man has made a career breakthrough today, after calling a crucial meeting right at the...
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Ageing process sped up by realisation that the celebrities you fancy are younger than you
A new study has shocked the nation today, after it revealed that learning the age of a celebrity...
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Four pillowcases that will draw attention away from all of the crumbs
It’s no secret that eating in bed is a risky game. You know it’ll make a mess, and...
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Hero! Woman removes messy bun without scalping herself
An Edinburgh woman has been highly commended today after managing to remove her hair from a messy bun...
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Unbelievable! Becky said “yeah, maybe” and definitely didn’t mean “absolutely fucking not”
A Newcastle woman has broken new ground today after showing signs of a genuine interest in the opinions...
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Woman thrilled time has come to pretend those tears are hay fever
A Dorset woman was excited today after learning that hay fever symptoms are once again rife amongst her...
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Four pairs of flatforms that say “I’d wear heels, but honestly, fuck that”
Wanting to be a tall, elegant goddess when you’re out strutting your stuff isn’t too much to ask,...
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Eight reactions to baby photos that will trick people into thinking you don’t think they all look the same
Baby fever! Not for you, of course, but for everyone around you, apparently. Responding to other people’s baby...
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Five updos that will give you a migraine by 2pm
Wearing your hair loose can be a real chore. It gets in the way of important things like...
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Amazing! Semi-regular game of five-a-side still hasn’t made David interesting
A Wiltshire man has broken records today after managing to remain thoroughly uninteresting despite the introduction of a...