All posts by Lucy Roper
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Woman who tried new perfume now only able to communicate through luxurious montage of enigmatic sentences
A woman from Doncaster, reported missing three months ago, has astounded her friends and family after being found...
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Vintage-obsessed woman seeks exorcist after being haunted by all the dead people whose clothes she now owns
A Brighton woman with a passion for ‘pre-loved’ clothes has called in the Catholic church after becoming convinced...
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Woman in early 30s holds celebratory party after being ID’d at supermarket
A Staffordshire woman in her early thirties has partied into the early hours after being asked for proof of...
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Makeup counter staff more afraid of you than you are of them
A new study has found that those working at concession stands within your favourite department stores and cosmetic shops...
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Hero! Man still manages to objectify women in winter clothing
A south London account manager has been high fived and called a “legend” after proving that it isn’t impossible to...
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Nurse granted sick leave after conducting your smear test
The NHS faces yet another upcoming crisis today, as a plethora of nurses around the country are being...
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Woman upset that her life has turned out nothing like the game MASH predicted
An east London woman has finally come to the crushing realisation that she was absolutely and completely duped...