All posts by Sara Gibbs
Swimming pool noodles specifically designed to get you off
A new study into swimming pool noodles has revealed that, while they may look like innocent flotation aids, they’re...
Endurance! This woman sat through a shit film because it cost £4.99 to rent
An Aberdeen woman has forced herself to sit through two hours of utter drivel because it cost £4.99...
Dad reckons he’s seen whatsherface off the telly in that other thing
A Lincolnshire father has paused the TV to announce that he is vaguely familiar with one of the...
World’s most confident woman in hiding after seeing own face in magnifying mirror
An extremely confident Brighton woman who claims to be “comfortable in her own skin” has changed her mind after...
Chloe’s twisted bra strap baffles NASA
A Milton Keynes woman has managed to twist her bra strap so irrevocably that it “defies all known...
Erotic! Scheduled sex is the best, confirm married people
Married people have insisted that pre-arranged sex with no spontaneity at all and diary checking involved is actually...
Quiz: Do you need a wee? Or are you just a nervous wreck?
“Low blood sugar” excuse for Tammy to be total nightmare
A Luton woman’s ‘low blood sugar’ is a catch-all excuse for her to be as awful as she...
Woman working alone in Starbucks forced to choose between table and bladder
A Reading woman working alone in a local Starbucks has been forced to wet herself, rather than give up...
Facebook birthday notification handy reminder to delete that guy you met once at uni
A study has found that Facebook’s birthday notifications serve as excellent reminders that you have no idea who...