Career
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Study reveals going to bed at a reasonable hour makes Jennifer less of a crazy bitch
Amount of sleep might have a correlation with Jennifer’s absolutely batshit behaviour, a new study has suggested. Science...
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How to dress for the job you told that guy doing a survey on the street you do
That man who just stopped you in the street to ask you if you wanted to help change...
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Little girl dreams of growing up to be the first female prime minister who isn’t a big meanie poopoohead
A five-year-old girl from Durham dreams of being the UK’s first ever female prime minister who she doesn’t...
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Woman speaks in meeting for three uninterrupted minutes
A London woman has defied expectations by speaking in a meeting for three full minutes, without interruption. “It...
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Inspiring! This man awkwardly looked away when his friends discussed the pay-gap myth
During what seemed like a regular night out with his mates, a Newcastle man became an inadvertent hero...
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Co-worker’s death leaves woman wondering: how long until I can ask for her desk?
Working in an office in the 21st century is stressful – often, we wish our co-workers dead. But...
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Woman gets high, forgets million-dollar idea to sell Pringle-flavoured Pringles
After smoking marijuana to help improve her creative process, a Ringmer woman has had the idea of a lifetime...
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Workplace win! Woman negotiates crafty two-year contract extension
In a decisive win for one woman everywhere, Westminster-based Theresa May has pulled a sly move at work...
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Clever! Man doesn’t use specific names in his poems so he can recycle them for his next girlfriend
A Sheffield man has drawn praise from bachelors up and down the country after revealing his system to...
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Woman who refused to use digital calendar deserved to lose paper diary
A Cirencester physiotherapist who refused to use a digital calendar to record appointments for her appointment-based business deserved to lose...