Health & Fitness
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Woman slathering yoghurt all over genitals not, in fact, a thrush sufferer, just a yoghurt lover
A woman from Chichester has gone viral after a photo of her in the dairy aisle of Tesco mindlessly smearing...
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Government says women’s feet “can fuck off”
Calls for a ban on female employees being forced to wear heels at work have been placed firmly...
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Woman disappointed with body for functioning like a human body
An Essex woman has shaved off her eyebrows after becoming concerned that they were not behaving in accordance...
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Woman spends thousands on holiday to “get away from problems” only to discover that she is the problem
A Dover woman is experiencing buyer’s remorse after a luxury Spanish resort holiday costing £2,574 failed to provide the desired temporary...
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Woman who gave up sugar for Lent really annoyed at Jesus
A Kent woman is really annoyed at Jesus in an all-round way after quitting sugar for Lent. “I...
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Help! Only one of my boobs is feminist
A Southampton woman has begun harbouring fears that one of her boobs might not, in fact, be a...
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Woman gains five stone comfort eating her way through ‘Deliciously Ella’
A woman from Alnwick was left “rather surprised” to find she had gained five stone after looking through...
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Being told “smile, it might never happen” is secret key to true happiness
Hearing the phrase “smile, it might never happen” instantly releases a flood of endorphins and oxytocin in women,...
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“Why isn’t my Fitbit® making me lose weight?” demands woman who hasn’t left her house since December
A Hastings woman is suing FitBit® over the failure of the product to improve her health, insisting that hers...