Lifestyle
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Emma Moran | January 28, 2021
Representation! Broadcasters to commission more reports on why they’re not commissioning things by BAME writers
In response to backlash over the lack of diverse shows on their slates, broadcasters like the BBC are...
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Rhiannon Shaw | January 28, 2021
Wow! Multitasking boyfriend manipulates stock market AND girlfriend
A boyfriend has silenced sexist naysayers by managing to manipulate both the stock market and his long-term partner...
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Jodie Irvine | January 21, 2021
Dentist now the only man who’s been inside you in a year
A Farnborough woman has set a new record today after she realised it has now been one whole...
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Emma Moran | January 20, 2021
Progress! Woman inevitably left to clean up the mess after breaking glass ceiling
After her appointment to a historically male position of power, the #girlboss in question was left to clean...
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Succubus Magazine | June 15, 2020
Woman making fun of queue outside Primark can’t find size big enough for her privilege
A woman who thinks the massive queues outside Primark as an absolutely hilarious sight to see has revealed...
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Chloe Porter | June 12, 2020
All the different places you can cry now lockdown’s eased
After a bumper few months of successfully handling the coronavirus crisis, the UK Government is now doing us...
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Briony Puddepha | May 19, 2020
Wow! Check out these five amazing restaurants that are still delivering, but not to your area
We know that Coronavirus has finally made you consider turning your oven on. But sadly because you’ve spent...
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Emma Moran | May 14, 2020
Women urged to send nudes to bras during Coronavirus to remind them boobs exist
Coronavirus has presented a monumental challenge for almost every aspect of society. But while you’re stuck at home...
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Laurie Plowright | May 10, 2020
Note from mum gets Jenny out of Joe Wicks’ PE lesson
Joe Wicks’ PE lessons have been a must attend for any Thatcherite during the lockdown. That said, sometimes after...
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Laurie Plowright | May 10, 2020
Wow! This model suits a fringe so you will too
Evie Gresham, from Hampstead, was struck with a heavenly ray of inspiration when scrolling through her 7th hour of...