Lifestyle
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Woman gets high, forgets million-dollar idea to sell Pringle-flavoured Pringles
After smoking marijuana to help improve her creative process, a Ringmer woman has had the idea of a lifetime...
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Fitness blogger reveals she only goes to the gym to stop thinking about death
The fitness community has been left reeling after blogging star, Gymella, revealed that she only bothers exercising to...
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Woman slathering yoghurt all over genitals not, in fact, a thrush sufferer, just a yoghurt lover
A woman from Chichester has gone viral after a photo of her in the dairy aisle of Tesco mindlessly smearing...
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Government says women’s feet “can fuck off”
Calls for a ban on female employees being forced to wear heels at work have been placed firmly...
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Woman disappointed with body for functioning like a human body
An Essex woman has shaved off her eyebrows after becoming concerned that they were not behaving in accordance...
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Workplace win! Woman negotiates crafty two-year contract extension
In a decisive win for one woman everywhere, Westminster-based Theresa May has pulled a sly move at work...
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Woman spends thousands on holiday to “get away from problems” only to discover that she is the problem
A Dover woman is experiencing buyer’s remorse after a luxury Spanish resort holiday costing £2,574 failed to provide the desired temporary...
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If a single slice of chorizo gets eaten in a forest and no one is there to see it, am I still a vegan?
When coming up with a dissertation thesis, 21-year-old undergraduate Olivia Choadury decided to combine her interest in metaphysical...
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Woman who gave up sugar for Lent really annoyed at Jesus
A Kent woman is really annoyed at Jesus in an all-round way after quitting sugar for Lent. “I...
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Boyfriend had one job
A Staffordshire boyfriend is “getting the cold shoulder” from his girlfriend due to his failure to complete one...