Lifestyle
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Succubus Magazine | May 7, 2020
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing men with bad takes about Adele’s weight loss?
There comes a time in a woman’s life where she reaches a crossroads: should she abandon hope of...
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Kat Sadler | May 6, 2020
How to cope even though Grimes totally just stole your baby name
I know, it’s absolutely gutting, right? You had X Æ A-12 picked out ever since year 6, when...
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Clarissa Maycock | May 6, 2020
Five easy exercises to sprain your ankle without you having to go outside
It’s difficult to remain fit and active while you are self-isolating, but it’s not impossible. We’ve put together...
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Laurie Plowright | May 5, 2020
Do your plants hate you? Find out in five easy steps
Answer these questions as honestly as you can to find out how your plants REALLY feel. 1) When did...
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Rhiannon Shaw | May 4, 2020
Oops! What you thought was a Zoom background of a dank cavern is actually colleague’s bedroom
When colleague and Database Manager Liz, 43, joined the Zoom call, you thought she had turned over a...
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Clarissa Maycock | April 23, 2020
Woman recreates the joy of a summer stroll by getting her boyfriend to catcall her from upstairs
One of the things we are all missing during the national lockdown is the simple joy of a...
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Rosa Collins | April 17, 2020
Woman refreshed after rigorous home workout picking arguments with boyfriend
A woman has reported feelings of physical and mental vitality after an energetic home workout deliberately arguing with...
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Kat Sadler | April 17, 2020
Woman working from home discovers new kink for masturbating on company time
The quarantine has led to many self-discoveries, such as how many Digestives you can fit into your mouth...
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Kat Sadler | April 17, 2020
Woman on third bath of the day begins new life as prune
A woman who has upped the number of baths in a day to three in order to kill...
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Succubus Magazine | March 10, 2020
Four fake diseases to tell your boyfriend about so he keeps washing his hands after this blows over
If there’s one positive from this whole thing, it’s that Jeremy, your boyfriend, has finally started actually washing...