Lifestyle
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Fuck, marry, be my dad: the nation struggles to figure out exactly what is they want to do with Gareth Southgate
There’s no doubt about it, Gareth Southgate has charmed us all. The manager of the England football team...
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LinkedIn research reveals school bully doing disappointingly well
One of the few things that got Grace Cheng through her teenage years was a belief that, once...
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Football’s coming home, so why hasn’t my dad for the last 12 years?
Everything seems amazing. After a lengthy time away, football seems to be on its way home. Which begs...
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Woman finally finds birthday card without wine drinking joke
A woman in her mid-twenties from Sprowston has successfully found her friend a birthday card that doesn’t involve...
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Woman dies of starvation trying to complete online food shop
A woman has died from starvation after a long battle trying to finalise her online food order with...
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Woman seeks therapy for addiction to talking about therapy
A woman from Barnet has gone into therapy this week for her unstoppable habit of talking about therapy....
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Unbelievable! Becky said “yeah, maybe” and definitely didn’t mean “absolutely fucking not”
A Newcastle woman has broken new ground today after showing signs of a genuine interest in the opinions...
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Foolproof! Millennials discover pension loophole by just straight up dying before the age of 65
Millennials, stressed about their ability to save money for retirement, have banded together and discovered that if they...
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Woman discovers being splashed by passing bus not the beginning of a rom-com, just a shitty day
After being drenched by the passing 254 bus, a Clapton woman was disappointed to learn that the unfortunate...
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Mother of the bride spends wedding giving daughter’s number to handsome strangers
Not one to contradict a lifetime of non-consensually sharing her daughter’s contact details with any passing eligible man,...
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