Lifestyle
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Man’s bumbling uselessness much less fucking endearing after 20 years
48-year-old Gary Quisling’s messy bedroom and scruffy clothes weren’t a problem for future wife, Lesley, as the 90s...
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Woman who killed eight cactuses wants to hold your baby
A Leicestershire couple were alarmed and surprised when an old friend stopped by unannounced to celebrate the birth...
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Friend hoping overgenerous birthday present will make up for the fact she hasn’t replied to a text in over two months
Before turning up to Fay Mueller’s 27th birthday party, Lydia Weisman, 26, had failed to reply to the...
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Myth Debunked! Claims that millennials have lower attention span than previous generations greatly exager- oooh a meme!
There’s been tons of think pieces dedicated to slagging off millennials and their supposed short attention spans, but...
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What your best friends will be doing a month after you graduate and have all inevitably lost contact
Just five weeks after throwing their hats, and all changing their cover photos to prove it, Alina Bennett,...
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Friend on digital detox actually just dropped phone down toilet
Friends were relieved to discover that a friend who they thought had turned away from social media following...
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5:56pm definitely best time to hold meeting, boss confirms
An East London man has made a career breakthrough today, after calling a crucial meeting right at the...
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Dinner party deception: five subtle ways to convince your useless friend that she’s helping
Jenny absolutely killed it last week. Four courses, cocktails, the works. Everyone’s needs were catered for. And how...
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Four houses on Rightmove you’ll never afford, and the detailed fantasy lives you’ve constructed around them
Unless you have a rich relative with heart problems or bought Bitcoin back in 2011, as a millennial,...
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Fan overtakes vibrator as woman’s favourite piece of electronic equipment
Of all the electrical equipment she owned – toastie maker, lava lamp, 1998 Gameboy Color – it was...
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