Love & sex
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“I still don’t know what’s underneath his snapback. And I don’t want to know”
After several dates, a Liverpool woman has opted out of asking her fuckboy to take his stupid hat off...
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I know he’s not cheating, so what the hell is he doing when I am?
It can be difficult being suspicious of your partner; knowing where the boundaries are, which lines can and...
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“I can explain. We live in a post-truth world now.” Lying man gets out of doghouse thanks to global zeitgeist
A Plymouth boyfriend has won an argument despite being a big fat cheater. “You slept with my sister, you...
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Year nine biology modules compulsory in London university to remind men how to locate the clitoris
A central London university is rolling out a course in human anatomy after complaints from female students that...
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Simon loses interest, becomes irresistible
A Devon woman who previously had a tepid-at-best interest in her just-for-now boyfriend, Simon, has had a dramatic...
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“Stop mansplaining!” Woman refuses to listen to the basic rules of her boyfriend’s poker game before ruining his poker game
A woman from Hull was furious when her boyfriend tried to explain how to play poker before playing poker....
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Woman shaves entire arsehole, unfortunately it still looks like an arsehole
A woman from Hounslow was preparing for her date with Peter from Plenty of Fish when she made...
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Seven easy-to-apply football metaphors to soften the blow of breaking up with him at half time
We’ve all been there. The big game, in the pub. Quality time with Harry, the boy you were...
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Boyfriend totally okay with you having male friends except for all the ones you’re currently friends with
Jacob Miller from Watford is a very laid-back guy when it comes to relationships, and doesn’t mind at...
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Nice date ends with pretty encouraging hug
A date in Cardiff has ended amicably with a hug described as “pretty encouraging.” Matt Wells, 25, and...