Love & sex
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Sara Scully | February 1, 2018
Hollywood exclusive! “So you’re flexible?” not man’s response to date who does yoga
TINSELTOWN: DISAPPOINTINGLY NOT A LAND WHERE IT’S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY. OUR HOLLYWOOD CORRESPONDENT, SARA SCULLY, IS HERE TO GIVE...
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Benjamin Alborough | February 1, 2018
Adult human male takes no issue with being corrected on movie trivia
A Tonbridge man was on a date earlier this week when his unsubstantiated claims about Star Wars Episode...
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Zoë Tomalin | January 26, 2018
Woman’s “weird celebrity crush” actually just a conventionally attractive man
An actor frequently cited by an East Sussex woman as her “weird celebrity crush” has been outed as having...
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Katie Pritchard | January 22, 2018
10 texts to send him to show you’re totally over him and not thinking about him at all
Want to get ahead on your New Year’s resolution to move on from Mr. Wrong and find Mr....
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Benjamin Alborough | January 19, 2018
“Age is just a number” says man who is too old
A Shoreham man loudly reassured his friends and family last night that his teenage girlfriend is, in fact,...
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Rhiannon Shaw | January 15, 2018
Man “honestly doesn’t mind” going down on his long-term girlfriend
A Doncaster man surprised many today by claiming that he “honestly doesn’t mind” performing cunnilingus on his long-term girlfriend,...
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Kat Sadler | January 2, 2018
Three kids-cartoon-themed pairs of underwear that’ll make him feel weird
There’s nothing better than a trip down nostalgia lane, particularly if you can crowbar it onto something you...
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Sara Gibbs | December 27, 2017
Woman who loved Netflix Christmas movies looking forward to own fuckboy revealing hidden sensitive side
A Sussex woman who watched A Christmas Prince and Christmas Inheritance on loop for the entire holiday season...
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Kat Sadler | December 10, 2017
We put a padlock on a bridge and now my boyfriend can’t leave me
Uh oh! A cheeky trip down lovers’ lane was cemented into a binding contract this week, as couple...
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Sara Gibbs | December 8, 2017
Trauma! Parents inexplicably want you to know they still do it
Scientists have discovered that still loved-up parents of adult offspring are very keen to give the fruit of their loins...