News
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Luisa Callander | June 6, 2018
Woman who regularly buys sports gear realises she hasn’t done any exercise since 2011
A Nantwich woman with more than two hundred pounds’ worth of sports equipment at the back of her...
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Zoë Tomalin | June 5, 2018
Freelancer quits job to concentrate on signing for neighbours’ parcels
A freelance writer from Seven Sisters has packed in her job to focus on signing for every Amazon...
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Zoë Tomalin | June 4, 2018
Woman who cooked correct serving of pasta without measuring it burned as a witch
An engineering student from Crouch End has been burned at the stake following reports that she correctly estimated...
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Adam Baird | June 3, 2018
Weird guy who you barely know posts unfunny reply to status update again
A man who a woman met once who then added her on Facebook has felt comfortable enough to...
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Adam Baird | June 2, 2018
Busted! I know you didn’t listen to my podcast, Claire
A woman from Manchester has been forced to lay her cards on the table with her friend Claire,...
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Zoë Tomalin | June 1, 2018
Smear test reveals woman’s cervix has been subject of slanderous article in Daily Mail
The cervix of a London-based IT consultant has been accused of going on a drugs and alcohol-fuelled bender in...
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Cameron Loxdale | May 31, 2018
Cyndi Lauper re-releases ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun’ with considerably more demands
I come home in the morning light, my mother says “when you gonna live your life right?” This...
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Cameron Loxdale | May 30, 2018
Man runs out of good shirts by second date
A Luton man has exhausted his wardrobe of socially viable date-wear after just two dates. Ben Cartwright, 25,...
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Joanne Sarginson | May 29, 2018
Inspiring! This woman recycles all her empty plastic bottles by using them to bottle up her feelings
A Manchester woman is doing her bit to protect the environment by bottling up her emotions in used...
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Ruby Martin | May 27, 2018
Goals! This woman lost eight stone by losing her will to live
A Slough woman managed to shed the pounds in a miraculous transformation after she decided she “just couldn’t...