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Emma Bartley | May 25, 2018
Evidence shows other people are better at parenting than you
Other people are better at parenting than you, according to evidence from a recent birthday party you attended....
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Nicola Middlemiss | May 23, 2018
Miracle! Woman’s security-pass photo actually pretty flattering
Religious bodies and cult-like organisations have celebrated this week after a 21st century miracle was officially confirmed by...
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Nicola Middlemiss | May 22, 2018
Incredible! Handsome crush actually texts with correct grammar
A Liverpool woman is in a state of disbelief this week as her incredibly handsome crush continues to use...
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Nicola Middlemiss | May 21, 2018
Unfair! Natalie disappointed to learn boss will actually be returning from maternity leave
An ambitious business development assistant from Exeter has spent the morning in a deep sulk after learning her...
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Saskia Preston | May 18, 2018
35-year-old woman still talking about gap year
Colleagues of a Wiltshire woman have confirmed that the marketing assistant is still “banging on” about her 12-month...
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Jodie Irvine | May 16, 2018
Woman thrilled time has come to pretend those tears are hay fever
A Dorset woman was excited today after learning that hay fever symptoms are once again rife amongst her...
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Adam Baird | May 14, 2018
Hollyoaks spoilers! It’s shit!
Look away now if you don’t want to know what’s coming up in this weeks episodes of Hollyoaks....
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Ellie Connor | May 12, 2018
Man shocked to discover he’s not a qualified health specialist
A London-based salesman has been left with an immense feeling of disappointment upon being informed that reading a...
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Alex Nash | May 11, 2018
Freelance social media intern buys one coffee, is still in same café three weeks later
A London woman who bought a single coffee three weeks ago from a café is still sitting in that same...
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Olivia Phipps | May 9, 2018
Best friends finally meet after nine years of trying to coordinate diaries
Two close friends have finally managed to have a catch up after years of trying to find a...