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Sara Scully | April 11, 2018
Hollywood exclusive! Kylie Jenner’s lips spark teen allergic reaction trend
Hollywood: where the world’s most fitness-obsessed people take twenty minutes to drive what would have just been a...
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Billie | April 11, 2018
Woman manages to stay humble after successfully opening beer bottle with lighter
A north London woman demonstrated saint-like levels of modesty and self restraint this Saturday, when she managed to...
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Olivia Phipps | April 9, 2018
Hero! Man agrees to try dating taller women
A 5ft8″ man from Durham has agreed he will give women taller than him “a chance” after a...
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Laurie Plowright | April 8, 2018
‘Shopaholic’ friend actually just rich
An Islington woman and self-confessed ‘shopaholic’ is actually just incredibly rich. 28-year-old Sandra Reynolds’ behaviour on a recent shopping trip...
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Laurie Plowright | April 7, 2018
Mum who lights 56 candles every night thinks extension cable is fire hazard
A Cheshire mum was spotted today giving her daily fire safety briefing to her husband and children. Despite thinking...
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A Bryant | April 6, 2018
World record! Housemate’s boyfriend manages to outstay welcome for four years
A London woman has reported that, as of Monday, her housemate’s boyfriend has officially outstayed his welcome in a three-bed professional...
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Laurie Plowright | April 4, 2018
Woman who managed to convert entire family to veganism needs new way to inconvenience them
A Nottinghamshire woman has been left with a hollow sense of dissatisfaction after successfully convincing all of her immediate...
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Sean Craven | April 2, 2018
CEO really passionate about women buying products about female empowerment
The CEO of a women’s retail company has described his passion for women buying products about female empowerment. Returning from...
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Laurie Plowright | April 1, 2018
Inspirational! Man does non-offensive April Fools’ prank
A Nottinghamshire man and self-defined “prankster” has blown away friends and family by carrying out an April Fools’ joke that was non-problematic....
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Eleanor Morton | March 30, 2018
Laura eats burrito with grace and dignity
A Clapham woman successfully consumed an entire burrito at a central London eatery today, without making a giant arse...