News
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Ruby Martin | March 29, 2018
Local yoga instructor finally succeeds in getting her head up her own arse
A self-employed yoga instructor from Bristol has finally achieved the ancient sport’s ultimate end goal – entering her...
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Kat Sadler | March 28, 2018
Friend texting throughout entire show would like you to explain what’s happening so she can understand the last two minutes
A friend who has been texting the entire duration of the show you were watching would like a quick...
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Olivia Phipps | March 27, 2018
Wow! These amazing facts about women will make any man too uncomfortable to fact check
Did you know that the longest period ever recorded lasted for almost 18 months? Probably not – it’s...
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Sara Gibbs | March 23, 2018
Facebook birthday notification handy reminder to delete that guy you met once at uni
A study has found that Facebook’s birthday notifications serve as excellent reminders that you have no idea who...
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Sara Gibbs | March 21, 2018
Sandra’s girls’ night out fails to pass the Bechdel test
A Bristol woman’s ‘girls’ night out’ has failed to pass the Bechdel test after the entire evening was...
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Jenny Laville | March 18, 2018
Study reveals no one gives a shit about your second baby
Something parents have long suspected has finally been confirmed by recent research carried out by a Kings Langley couple. “Literally...
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Lewis Cook | March 16, 2018
Lost couple in IKEA declare independence from UK
Three months after entering a branch of IKEA, a pair of newlyweds from Farnham have finally given up...
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Freya Isabella | March 14, 2018
Mum realises Amazon Echo just another family member that won’t listen to her
A Leeds woman has acknowledged that her Amazon Echo speaker, while not a fully conscious being, had nonetheless brought...
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Freya Isabella | March 14, 2018
Did your friend finally text you back or is a Colombian phone thief attempting to extort you?
When a London woman received notification that her estranged friend had sent her a text, she initially moved...
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Olivia Phipps | March 13, 2018
Sarah totally fine about holding everyone’s bags at theme park
An unlucky member of a hen party visiting Thorpe Park has said she is “completely fine” about forgoing...