News
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Nicola Middlemiss | March 11, 2018
Megan shares moving Mother’s Day post on Facebook, despite rejecting her mum’s friend request 17 times
A hairdresser from Stoke remains blissfully unaware of the irony after she shared a moving Mother’s Day post...
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Kate Hinksman | March 10, 2018
Becky, 28, still not allowed to be the Sporty Spice in her friendship group
It’s a feud that’s been raging on for over twenty years, but there is still no clear resolution...
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Kate Hinksman | March 9, 2018
Black Mirror still not interested in buying the screenplay rights to Laura’s dream journal
Producers of Netflix’s hit series Black Mirror are still inexplicably uninterested in adapting a Coventry woman’s dream journal into...
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Dan Kiss | March 9, 2018
It’s 2018! Why are we still so uncomfortable about calling nipples ‘tit-hats’?
I have two. You have two. OR MORE – that’s fine – it’s 2018 (see above). Dogs have,...
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Laura Steven | March 8, 2018
Man wins Nobel Peace Prize for seeking permission prior to sending dick pic
A Newcastle man has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, worth over $1million, for his pioneering approach to...
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Sara Gibbs | March 3, 2018
Emma’s sudden awareness of own mortality ruins house party
An Exeter woman has completely ruined a perfectly good house party by suddenly realising she’s definitely going to...
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Olivia Phipps | March 2, 2018
Woman accidentally becomes genuinely interested in her husband’s hobby
A well-meaning woman from Halifax has become a huge fan of her husband’s interest in fishing, entirely by...
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Catherine Fearns | March 1, 2018
Competitive pregnancies result in overpopulation crisis in North Oxfordshire
A sharp rise in the birth rate in North Oxfordshire has been attributed to competition amongst upper-middle-class women...
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Jeremy Barclay | February 26, 2018
London commuters moved to tears by Jennifer’s 2013 leavers hoodie inscription
Emergency services were called to Clapham North rail station earlier today after an entire carriage of commuters was brought...
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Verity Babbs | February 26, 2018
Exclusive! “I’m sorry you feel that way” NOT substitute for actual apology
New research has brought forth conclusive evidence that “I’m sorry you feel that way” is not actually a...