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Sara Gibbs | February 6, 2018
New fad diet consists of only Facebook likes
Fad diets are usually solitary, self-loathing-filled pursuits, but not anymore! 2018’s hottest diet trend lets you lose weight, while keeping...
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Cameron Loxdale | February 3, 2018
Woke man gives up on Master of None
An Islington man has reiterated his feminist ally credentials by abandoning Master of None just five brisk weeks after allegations against...
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Lucy Roper | February 3, 2018
Woman upset that her life has turned out nothing like the game MASH predicted
An east London woman has finally come to the crushing realisation that she was absolutely and completely duped...
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Sara Scully | February 1, 2018
Hollywood exclusive! “So you’re flexible?” not man’s response to date who does yoga
TINSELTOWN: DISAPPOINTINGLY NOT A LAND WHERE IT’S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY. OUR HOLLYWOOD CORRESPONDENT, SARA SCULLY, IS HERE TO GIVE...
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Benjamin Alborough | February 1, 2018
Adult human male takes no issue with being corrected on movie trivia
A Tonbridge man was on a date earlier this week when his unsubstantiated claims about Star Wars Episode...
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Emma Moran | January 31, 2018
Scientists invent changing room curtain that nearly closes all the way
The world’s leading scientists have succeeded for the first time in reducing the gap between the changing room...
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Adam Baird | January 30, 2018
Woman definitely only half listening to friend’s retelling of dream she had
A Canterbury woman was definitely only half listening at best to her friend’s retelling of a dream she had the...
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Adam Baird | January 29, 2018
Auntie becomes overly concerned at teenage niece’s ‘sad face’ emoji status update
A middle-aged auntie from Milton Keynes has became far too concerned for the welfare of her teenage niece after...
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Adam Baird | January 29, 2018
Woman somehow spends £800 in Poundland
A Berkshire woman has no idea how she spent £800 in a Poundland store after only going to in to get...
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Lewis Cook | January 27, 2018
Backpacker discovers her spirit animal is a middle-aged driving instructor from Swansea
A backpacker from the Surrey has claimed that she shares a soul bound with a 44-year-old driving instructor...