News
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Zoë Tomalin | January 26, 2018
Woman’s “weird celebrity crush” actually just a conventionally attractive man
An actor frequently cited by an East Sussex woman as her “weird celebrity crush” has been outed as having...
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Zoë Tomalin | January 25, 2018
Expensive notebook definitely going to motivate Hannah to write novel this time
A North London barista has been forced to defend her purchase of a deluxe £25 Moleskine notebook after...
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Harriet Cartledge | January 24, 2018
Woman still doing New Year’s resolution after three weeks in danger of becoming better person
The new year is a chance for many to reassess their priorities, set goals and bask in the...
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Sara Scully | January 23, 2018
Hollywood exclusive! Party girl’s right nostril petitions for time off
Hollywood: a land so elusive it needs its own sign so people actually know where it is. Luckily,...
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Zoë Tomalin | January 23, 2018
Woman spontaneously combusts after self-retweet results in no new likes
A Barnet woman has exploded into flames after unsuccessfully retweeting a self-made meme which she claimed “deserved more”. @Susiecakes,...
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Benjamin Alborough | January 19, 2018
“Age is just a number” says man who is too old
A Shoreham man loudly reassured his friends and family last night that his teenage girlfriend is, in fact,...
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Eleanor Morton | January 18, 2018
Group of male friends decide their joke about Dana isn’t sexist
A group of male colleagues from Penicuik have unanimously agreed that they shouldn’t feel bad for making a...
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Adam Baird | January 17, 2018
Male stripper roundly mothered on hen night
A male stripper has been roundly mothered whilst working at a hen night in Swindon this weekend. Marlon...
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Zoë Tomalin | January 17, 2018
Tanya’s attempt at Veganuary ends early due to insatiable hunger for human flesh
A PR manager from Swindon has been forced to abandon her vegan January after it became impossible for...
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Nicola Middlemiss | January 16, 2018
Woman who grew up with brothers actually no tougher than anyone else
A Hertfordshire woman who grew up with three older brothers has shocked friends, colleagues and acquaintances after admitting...