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Zoë Tomalin | December 28, 2017
Woman who claims scrapbooking is “more fulfilling than sharing your whole life online” won’t stop showing people her fucking scrapbook
With the rise of social media, some lament the loss of traditional photo albums, but not one Liverpool...
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Nicola Middlemiss | December 25, 2017
Shock! Single woman makes it through family Christmas with only 34 questions about when she’ll be settling down
A London PR executive has been bowled over by the unconditional love and support of her family, after...
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Zoë Tomalin | December 25, 2017
Woman who has never wanted children finally has mind changed by relative during Christmas dinner
An entrepreneur from Glasgow has finally been persuaded that children will make her feel complete by a woman...
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Zoë Tomalin | December 24, 2017
Amazing! Woman has three contradictory hot takes about Christmas charity appeal video
A Durham woman is reported to have had three different, but equally controversial, opinions about a video which was...
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Claire Wetton | December 21, 2017
Woman planning sick day can’t be bothered laying the groundwork
A woman in South Bermondsey is planning to take a day’s sick leave tomorrow, yet has spent the...
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Sara Gibbs | December 20, 2017
Parenting! Hamster bought to teach child about death still very much alive
A Brighton hamster whose entire purpose in life was to die, in order to teach a young child...
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Laurie Plowright | December 19, 2017
Mum who wants “relaxed Christmas” inexplicably sets herself task of making four types of parsnip
A Stroud mother of three who decided to “relax and enjoy Christmas” this year has also decided to...
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Sara Gibbs | December 19, 2017
Oblivious! Straight white man still has energy to rant about trivial nonsense
A straight, white man from London who was “surprised” upon learning from the #metoo campaign about “how many...
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Laurie Plowright | December 12, 2017
Christmassy! Government tells NHS to resort to actual stables
It was a Christmas dream come true for some expectant mothers this week. It’s every girls dream to...
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Claire Wetton | December 8, 2017
Flaky woman finally arrives on time to discover friends are all dull when sober
A North London woman was shocked this weekend when she arrived on time to meet her friends, and...