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Sara Gibbs | December 8, 2017
Trauma! Parents inexplicably want you to know they still do it
Scientists have discovered that still loved-up parents of adult offspring are very keen to give the fruit of their loins...
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Ania Magliano | December 7, 2017
Uh oh! Woman finds Christmas present for herself in the ‘for him’ gift section
In the run up to Christmas, a Hastings woman spent twenty five hours a day worrying about finding the...
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Kat Sadler | December 7, 2017
That teddy bear you still sleep with knows all your weird sex stuff and is judging you for it
Beloved teddies around the world have been coming forward this week to express the extent of the trauma...
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Sara Gibbs | December 6, 2017
Speedy! Gaby’s advent calendar chocolates all already long-since-flushed poops
A Sheffield woman whose chocolate advent calendar was definitely going to last until Christmas this time has already...
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Nicola Middlemiss | December 1, 2017
Scientists crack secret to sexy, plus-size bra
Celebrations have broken out across the UK, after a team of scientists confirmed they have cracked the secret...
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Laurie Plowright | November 30, 2017
Woman in coma since 1995 still loves Germaine Greer
A Kingston woman who woke up from a come after 22 years has shocked loved ones by expressing...
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Nicola Middlemiss | November 27, 2017
Betrayal! Woman replies to crush without consulting with best friend
An eight-year friendship has been rocked this week after a Manchester woman replied to a text message from her...
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Laurie Plowright | November 24, 2017
Amazing! This woman thought her boyfriend was going to dump her, then he did
A Manchester woman, who thought her boyfriend was going to dump her, was completely shocked when all of...
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Nicola Middlemiss | November 21, 2017
Office stunned when new girl won’t bake
A male-dominated office in Rochdale continues to operate in disbelief after no baked goods were brought into the...
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Sara Gibbs | November 10, 2017
Killer abs still on the loose
The Metropolitan Police have stepped up their search for a set of killer abs, reportedly still at large....