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Sara Gibbs | July 19, 2017
Who? Billie Piper’s ex apparently earns highest salary at BBC
Some ginger bloke that all-round badass lady, Billie Piper, once married apparently does quite well for himself now. Famous...
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Kat Sadler | July 18, 2017
Woman “not good at Messenger” surprisingly good at Messenger with someone else
A Norwich woman has insisted that she is rubbish at Facebook Messenger, despite being consistently online and prompt...
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Kat Sadler | July 16, 2017
“A female Doctor Who?! They’ll be having orgasms next!”
Angry men are insisting that the 13th Time Lord being played by a woman is as bonkers as...
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Sara Gibbs | July 12, 2017
Changing room lighting to be used in enhanced interrogations
Harsh, unforgiving high street changing room lighting is to be used as a way to extract information from...
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Kat Sadler | June 29, 2017
Study reveals going to bed at a reasonable hour makes Jennifer less of a crazy bitch
Amount of sleep might have a correlation with Jennifer’s absolutely batshit behaviour, a new study has suggested. Science...
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Kat Sadler | June 20, 2017
Manic pixie dream girl just hangry
Shockwaves were felt across the movie industry today as the famous character trope embodied by Zooey Deschanel revealed...
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Cameron Loxdale | June 9, 2017
Premature election makes big sexy mess
Progressive women around the United Kingdom are high fiving in delight at not being fucked hard by the...
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Cameron Loxdale | June 6, 2017
Catcaller finally attracts cat
A Bolton man has been reunited with his beloved cat after two long years of searching. Jack Campling,...
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Benjamin Alborough | May 31, 2017
Study shows depth of adult male’s V-neck directly proportional to their misunderstanding of feminism
Scientists from the University of Sussex have announced the results of a new study that identifies a causal...
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Cameron Loxdale | May 29, 2017
Why a potential Scrubs reunion is a good enough excuse to text your ex tonight
Ol’ JD is getting the gang back together! I mean, it’s not confirmed or anything (yet!) but don’t...