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Laurie Plowright | May 11, 2020
Woman struggling to understand Boris’ speech decides to just read Ulysses
Gemma, 27, a publishing executive from Leicester was inspired to pick up her books once more after viewing...
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Laurie Plowright | May 10, 2020
Note from mum gets Jenny out of Joe Wicks’ PE lesson
Joe Wicks’ PE lessons have been a must attend for any Thatcherite during the lockdown. That said, sometimes after...
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Jodie Irvine | May 10, 2020
Phew! Luckily women have been staying alert since the day they were born
Women across the country are rejoicing today as it has become clear that their years of non-stop training...
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Rhiannon Shaw | May 4, 2020
Neighbour banging pots and pans for NHS mostly wants to show off Le Creuset set
A nosy at someone’s kitchenware selection is a privilege normally reserved for dinner party guests or culinarily-minded burglars,...
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Rosa Collins | April 12, 2020
Much-needed FaceTime reminds you Hayley is still really fucking irritating
After several solitary weeks locked up in self-isolation, Emma Gibbs, 29, decided it would be a lovely idea...
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Laurie Plowright | March 31, 2020
Gemma’s quarantine Instagram live Q&A gets a record two viewers
Gemma, 27 from Northamptonshire, was delighted when she received the viewing figures from her inaugural Instagram live Q and...
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Mary-Grace Brunker | March 8, 2020
Three-month-old Terry’s Chocolate Orange from Christmas stocking looking pretty good right about now
In a discovery that has been described as ‘this decade’s King Richard III’, a team of archaeologists have...
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Emma Moran | February 18, 2020
Dad sharing problematic memes on family WhatsApp again
Confusion abounds as every person on earth races to condemn a somehow 100% problematic meme sent to the...
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Laurie Plowright | February 9, 2020
Breaking: Auntie’s friend’s son lives in London too- do you know him?
At a recent family birthday, a Nottigham auntie was keen to discuss London life. “How are you finding...
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Emma Moran | December 17, 2019
Woman faces industrial action after breaking £5 secret Santa limit like a scab
A festive office party has devolved into contentious legal talks after Molly in Comms blatantly undercut the £5...