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Woman struggling to understand Boris’ speech decides to just read Ulysses
Gemma, 27, a publishing executive from Leicester was inspired to pick up her books once more after viewing...
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Note from mum gets Jenny out of Joe Wicks’ PE lesson
Joe Wicks’ PE lessons have been a must attend for any Thatcherite during the lockdown. That said, sometimes after...
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Phew! Luckily women have been staying alert since the day they were born
Women across the country are rejoicing today as it has become clear that their years of non-stop training...
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Neighbour banging pots and pans for NHS mostly wants to show off Le Creuset set
A nosy at someone’s kitchenware selection is a privilege normally reserved for dinner party guests or culinarily-minded burglars,...
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Much-needed FaceTime reminds you Hayley is still really fucking irritating
After several solitary weeks locked up in self-isolation, Emma Gibbs, 29, decided it would be a lovely idea...
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Gemma’s quarantine Instagram live Q&A gets a record two viewers
Gemma, 27 from Northamptonshire, was delighted when she received the viewing figures from her inaugural Instagram live Q and...
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Three-month-old Terry’s Chocolate Orange from Christmas stocking looking pretty good right about now
In a discovery that has been described as ‘this decade’s King Richard III’, a team of archaeologists have...
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Dad sharing problematic memes on family WhatsApp again
Confusion abounds as every person on earth races to condemn a somehow 100% problematic meme sent to the...
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Breaking: Auntie’s friend’s son lives in London too- do you know him?
At a recent family birthday, a Nottigham auntie was keen to discuss London life. “How are you finding...
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Woman faces industrial action after breaking £5 secret Santa limit like a scab
A festive office party has devolved into contentious legal talks after Molly in Comms blatantly undercut the £5...