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Missed Glasto? Here’s 486 identical Insta stories covering it

Glastonbury is over for another year, and you missed out on some life changing memories. That thing Lizzo...

Oh no! Equality in writers rooms directly preventing Gary’s terrible sitcom from getting commissioned

Gary Smith, 48 from London, is certain that ITV banning all-male writers rooms is the reason his awful...

I finally got in touch with my inner child, but it turns out she’s a stinky lil brat who I hate

So, I finally did it. After years of pleading from my therapist, I delved deep into my unconscious...

Fuck!! Megan thinks you should buy rounds

You’re out for drinks after a hard day at work with a new group of friends. You’re at...

Millennials are having less sex, so now Generation Alpha is just four pugs and a toddler called Jackson

It’s a well reported fact that millennials are having less sex than their grandparents, a fact that’s horrifying...

Woman successfully avoids all spoilers by burrowing underground and becoming a teeny tiny mole lady

A Southampton woman has literally broken new ground today, after successfully setting up camp beneath the earth in...

I’m not in competition with other women. But if I was, I’d win

Brave! Woman finally takes a shit in her new boyfriend’s house

Life saver! This service dog knows when you’re about to text your ex

Becca, 29, knew that her service dog, Sparky, 4, was pretty special.   “He’s a great dog, as...

You’ll be missed: Caitlin leaving Facebook again

Hearts were broken today as Caitlin has posted a status announcing her departure from Facebook, yet again. This...