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David McIver | May 1, 2017
Nice doctors your mum won’t be able to flirt with when the NHS is privatised
There are several downsides to the encroaching privatisation of our NHS, but perhaps the most significant effect of the...
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Sara Gibbs | April 28, 2017
Woman gets high, forgets million-dollar idea to sell Pringle-flavoured Pringles
After smoking marijuana to help improve her creative process, a Ringmer woman has had the idea of a lifetime...
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Sarah Breese | April 27, 2017
Hero mechanic saves woman’s life after discovering eleventy kazillion faults during routine tyre check
A London woman had a narrow escape this week, after a mechanic discovered an unprecedented number of faults with...
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Jess Bray | April 26, 2017
Woman slathering yoghurt all over genitals not, in fact, a thrush sufferer, just a yoghurt lover
A woman from Chichester has gone viral after a photo of her in the dairy aisle of Tesco mindlessly smearing...
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Kat Sadler | April 22, 2017
Middle class woman with three quirky French posters in her kitchen also voted for quirky Brexit
A middle class woman from Surrey with a penchant for quaint French artwork has also revealed her passion for...
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Dan Kiss | April 21, 2017
Government says women’s feet “can fuck off”
Calls for a ban on female employees being forced to wear heels at work have been placed firmly...
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Catherine Brinkworth | April 18, 2017
Workplace win! Woman negotiates crafty two-year contract extension
In a decisive win for one woman everywhere, Westminster-based Theresa May has pulled a sly move at work...
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Billie | April 17, 2017
If a single slice of chorizo gets eaten in a forest and no one is there to see it, am I still a vegan?
When coming up with a dissertation thesis, 21-year-old undergraduate Olivia Choadury decided to combine her interest in metaphysical...
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Catherine Brinkworth | April 16, 2017
Woman who gave up sugar for Lent really annoyed at Jesus
A Kent woman is really annoyed at Jesus in an all-round way after quitting sugar for Lent. “I...
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Sara Gibbs | April 16, 2017
Kim Jong-un explains missile test failure “happens to every guy and is not a big deal”
Kim Jong-un has explained that his failed missile test happens to every guy, is not a big deal...