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Year nine biology modules compulsory in London university to remind men how to locate the clitoris
A central London university is rolling out a course in human anatomy after complaints from female students that...
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Being told “smile, it might never happen” is secret key to true happiness
Hearing the phrase “smile, it might never happen” instantly releases a flood of endorphins and oxytocin in women,...
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Inspiring! Brave woman shaves head in solidarity with sufferers of male pattern baldness
It was Michael’s hair that first attracted Louise to him. Thick and glossy. A light oak with streaks of...
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Irish woman celebrates St Patrick’s Day by banishing all the snakes from her Facebook friends list
A Kilkenny woman has seen fit to celebrate St Patrick’s Day by purging her facebook of “snakes” in a...
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Mandy only one who thinks “that dream she had” is “really weird”
A Lancaster woman was deeply disappointed to discover that her friends and family did not share her view...
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Potter fans excited for release of Beauty and The Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Following the 2015 release of ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’, it seems that Disney has now proceeded to...
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School bully feeling vindicated by ‘Nasty Woman’ campaign
A Brighton woman who made everyone’s lives a living hell at school is feeling vindicated by feminism’s ‘Nasty...
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International Women’s Day overshadowed by 3,598,425th consecutive International Men’s Day
Organisers of the annual International Women’s Day have once again bemoaned the event being overshadowed by the daily...
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Local twat at social gathering frozen in terror six months after being asked to explain rape joke
A Brixton man and weapons-grade fucknugget has been frozen in terror for just over half a year after being...
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Missing girl returns home as campaign picture was “unflattering at best”
After an eleven-day stint on the run, a missing 16-year-old girl from Tiverton has returned home. Kayleigh Morris...