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Martin Willis | March 20, 2017
Year nine biology modules compulsory in London university to remind men how to locate the clitoris
A central London university is rolling out a course in human anatomy after complaints from female students that...
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Sara Gibbs | March 20, 2017
Being told “smile, it might never happen” is secret key to true happiness
Hearing the phrase “smile, it might never happen” instantly releases a flood of endorphins and oxytocin in women,...
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Billie | March 19, 2017
Inspiring! Brave woman shaves head in solidarity with sufferers of male pattern baldness
It was Michael’s hair that first attracted Louise to him. Thick and glossy. A light oak with streaks of...
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Benjamin Alborough | March 17, 2017
Irish woman celebrates St Patrick’s Day by banishing all the snakes from her Facebook friends list
A Kilkenny woman has seen fit to celebrate St Patrick’s Day by purging her facebook of “snakes” in a...
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Sara Gibbs | March 17, 2017
Mandy only one who thinks “that dream she had” is “really weird”
A Lancaster woman was deeply disappointed to discover that her friends and family did not share her view...
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Kat Sadler | March 17, 2017
Potter fans excited for release of Beauty and The Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Following the 2015 release of ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’, it seems that Disney has now proceeded to...
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Cam Spence | March 14, 2017
School bully feeling vindicated by ‘Nasty Woman’ campaign
A Brighton woman who made everyone’s lives a living hell at school is feeling vindicated by feminism’s ‘Nasty...
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Dan Kiss | March 7, 2017
International Women’s Day overshadowed by 3,598,425th consecutive International Men’s Day
Organisers of the annual International Women’s Day have once again bemoaned the event being overshadowed by the daily...
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Chazz Redhead | March 6, 2017
Local twat at social gathering frozen in terror six months after being asked to explain rape joke
A Brixton man and weapons-grade fucknugget has been frozen in terror for just over half a year after being...
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Jess Bray | March 6, 2017
Missing girl returns home as campaign picture was “unflattering at best”
After an eleven-day stint on the run, a missing 16-year-old girl from Tiverton has returned home. Kayleigh Morris...