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Laurie Plowright | February 9, 2020
Breaking: Auntie’s friend’s son lives in London too- do you know him?
At a recent family birthday, a Nottigham auntie was keen to discuss London life. “How are you finding...
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Emma Moran | December 17, 2019
Woman faces industrial action after breaking £5 secret Santa limit like a scab
A festive office party has devolved into contentious legal talks after Molly in Comms blatantly undercut the £5...
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Jamie Clarke | December 9, 2019
Ally status secured for white male whose Spotify Wrapped includes two Lizzo songs
A young white man from north London, whose Spotify Wrapped playlist featured two songs from popular artist, Lizzo,...
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Rhiannon Shaw | December 4, 2019
Was it something you did? Your reply guy’s gone a bit quiet
Some things in life last forever. The journey to Heathrow on the Piccadilly line. That One Direction tattoo...
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Kat Sadler | November 26, 2019
This dickhead Kevin has registered to vote and if that doesn’t scare you into registering nothing will
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Sophie May | November 21, 2019
Julia Roberts offered lead role in Nelson Mandela biopic
White, American, red-haired, female actor Julia Roberts has been put forward by producers to play the black, South...
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Mary-Grace Brunker | November 20, 2019
Report: Is coffee actually good? Seriously, I can’t tell
A recent report by the Office For National Statistics has found stunning evidence that most coffee drinkers don’t...
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Rosanna Wood | August 6, 2019
Actor who isn’t going to the Fringe totally fine
For the first time in five years, Flora Brand, 29, an actor, writer and waitress, is not going...
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Kat Sadler | July 19, 2019
I’ve put my all personal data into my horoscope app but it said it’s not enough and now it’s coming for my family
Guys, I’m scared. I downloaded Co-Star on a whim after a friend said she was enjoying how accurate...
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Kat Sadler | July 1, 2019
Missed Glasto? Here’s 486 identical Insta stories covering it
Glastonbury is over for another year, and you missed out on some life changing memories. That thing Lizzo...