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“You’ve just lost yourself a customer” says man who has never groomed in his life
A very angry man has decided to boycott Gillette, despite never having used a razor in his entire...
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Tina’s Insta Story of a club night nominated for best sound design BAFTA
A nine-second video of the Hip-Hop room in Peterborough’s Hijinks nightclub has surpassed critic expectations by becoming the first...
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Vicky’s New Year’s resolution to recycle more starts with the resolutions she didn’t keep last year
Vicky Mortimer, 28, has made a firm resolution to recycle more in 2019 to do her bit for...
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Woman’s winter office closure provides the best Christmas gift of all: a week away from Martin
A Manchester woman reached peak Christmas cheer today after learning that her office would be closing for extra...
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Freelancer snogs herself at Christmas party
Freelance graphic designer, Ruby Smith, 28, woke up after her solo Freelance Christmas party with the usual beer...
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Flaky friend has audacity not to cancel plans when you’re really fucking tired
Samantha Neale, usually the flakiest of your entire friendship group, has, for the first time, decided not to cancel...
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Woman in nightclub toilet declared Jade’s maid of honour
Jade Warrington, 27, a north London estate agent, made a shock announcement in a toilet at Rewind nightclub...
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Beautifully wrapped Christmas present definitely shit
Joanna Wilson, 27, was delighted to receive a beautifully wrapped present from one of her family friends. The...
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Bad news: Having a book on your bedside table not the same as reading it
A recent discovery has revealed that ownership of a piece of literature does not equal spending the time...
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Yasmine’s leaving card signed by record-breaking 17 people who have no idea who she is
A marketing firm in Reading announced on Tuesday that 23-year-old Yasmine Golding’s ‘Goodbye & Good Luck’ card has...