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Flaky friend has audacity not to cancel plans when you’re really fucking tired
Samantha Neale, usually the flakiest of your entire friendship group, has, for the first time, decided not to cancel...
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Woman in nightclub toilet declared Jade’s maid of honour
Jade Warrington, 27, a north London estate agent, made a shock announcement in a toilet at Rewind nightclub...
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Beautifully wrapped Christmas present definitely shit
Joanna Wilson, 27, was delighted to receive a beautifully wrapped present from one of her family friends. The...
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Bad news: Having a book on your bedside table not the same as reading it
A recent discovery has revealed that ownership of a piece of literature does not equal spending the time...
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Yasmine’s leaving card signed by record-breaking 17 people who have no idea who she is
A marketing firm in Reading announced on Tuesday that 23-year-old Yasmine Golding’s ‘Goodbye & Good Luck’ card has...
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Baby shower guest announces she’s done far more impressive things in sex than get pregnant
Reader, that guest was me. Baby Showers are the prime example of credit where it’s not due. It...
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Helpful! This man in a lower position in the same field of work just wants to share some advice with you!
While diving into the usual preliminary jibber-jabber on a recent Tinder date, Ben Hansen, 27, has graciously decided...
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Scariest thing about “spooky” Halloween-themed cookie the relentless march of consumerism
That’s right, we live in a dystopian nightmare, and maybe you would have noticed if you weren’t busy...
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All the good men are taken! Really, they’ve been taken
Any lady who’s spent some time dating knows that it can feel like all the good guys are...
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Finally! Scientists invent pumpkin spice tampons
A crack team of international scientists have finally invented the one thing women around the world have been...