News
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Kat Sadler | June 18, 2019
Oh no! Equality in writers rooms directly preventing Gary’s terrible sitcom from getting commissioned
Gary Smith, 48 from London, is certain that ITV banning all-male writers rooms is the reason his awful...
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Imogen Trusselle | June 17, 2019
I finally got in touch with my inner child, but it turns out she’s a stinky lil brat who I hate
So, I finally did it. After years of pleading from my therapist, I delved deep into my unconscious...
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Kat Sadler | June 12, 2019
Fuck!! Megan thinks you should buy rounds
You’re out for drinks after a hard day at work with a new group of friends. You’re at...
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Catherine Brinkworth | May 28, 2019
Millennials are having less sex, so now Generation Alpha is just four pugs and a toddler called Jackson
It’s a well reported fact that millennials are having less sex than their grandparents, a fact that’s horrifying...
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Jodie Irvine | April 26, 2019
Woman successfully avoids all spoilers by burrowing underground and becoming a teeny tiny mole lady
A Southampton woman has literally broken new ground today, after successfully setting up camp beneath the earth in...
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Succubus Magazine | April 18, 2019
I’m not in competition with other women. But if I was, I’d win
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Succubus Magazine | April 15, 2019
Brave! Woman finally takes a shit in her new boyfriend’s house
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Rhiannon Shaw | March 21, 2019
Life saver! This service dog knows when you’re about to text your ex
Becca, 29, knew that her service dog, Sparky, 4, was pretty special. “He’s a great dog, as...
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Succubus Magazine | March 7, 2019
You’ll be missed: Caitlin leaving Facebook again
Hearts were broken today as Caitlin has posted a status announcing her departure from Facebook, yet again. This...
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Clarissa Maycock | March 6, 2019
Woman becomes the most emailed person of all time after briefly signing up to Pinterest
They are calling it an email exchange to rival some of the lengthiest correspondences in human history, and...