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Inspiring! This woman managed to say sorry 94 times during a two minute conversation
In an unprecedented show of social anxiety, a Surrey woman has managed to break records for the amount...
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Woman who killed eight cactuses wants to hold your baby
A Leicestershire couple were alarmed and surprised when an old friend stopped by unannounced to celebrate the birth...
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Myth Debunked! Claims that millennials have lower attention span than previous generations greatly exager- oooh a meme!
There’s been tons of think pieces dedicated to slagging off millennials and their supposed short attention spans, but...
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Met Office declares it’s too hot to fuck
The Met Office have announced that UK temperatures will tip over the ‘fuck point’ this afternoon. The fuck...
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Your co-worker Mark thinks he’s not allowed to flirt with women anymore which is great because he’s a terrible human being
A man in your office today claimed that the #MeToo movement meant he “basically couldn’t even flirt with...
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Friend on digital detox actually just dropped phone down toilet
Friends were relieved to discover that a friend who they thought had turned away from social media following...
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Science confirms periods are just getting worse and fucking worse
A study has found that PMS, cramps and period shits are an absolute joke. Scientists spoke to 200...
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Ageing process sped up by realisation that the celebrities you fancy are younger than you
A new study has shocked the nation today, after it revealed that learning the age of a celebrity...
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Man opens champagne without giving step-by-step tutorial on the technique to women around him
Richard Hastings, a 25-year-old engineer from Harrogate, made history at a dinner party last Sunday when he opened...
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Friend’s brother visits town, hits on nobody
A Dorset man has successfully visited his older sister in London without low-key sizing up any of her...