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Hannah Rose | February 3, 2019
Guy who feels like he isn’t allowed to say anything to women anymore spotted, still trying
Bolton office worker, Marc Hastings, 28, united the women of his office in a collective sigh of relief...
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Jodie Irvine | January 31, 2019
Fun day out! HMRC website to be turned into escape room
Exciting news has swept the nation today, as it has been announced that the HM Revenue & Customs...
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Succubus Magazine | January 15, 2019
“You’ve just lost yourself a customer” says man who has never groomed in his life
A very angry man has decided to boycott Gillette, despite never having used a razor in his entire...
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Arnold T. Rice | January 9, 2019
Tina’s Insta Story of a club night nominated for best sound design BAFTA
A nine-second video of the Hip-Hop room in Peterborough’s Hijinks nightclub has surpassed critic expectations by becoming the first...
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Isabelle Farah | December 31, 2018
Vicky’s New Year’s resolution to recycle more starts with the resolutions she didn’t keep last year
Vicky Mortimer, 28, has made a firm resolution to recycle more in 2019 to do her bit for...
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Jodie Irvine | December 17, 2018
Woman’s winter office closure provides the best Christmas gift of all: a week away from Martin
A Manchester woman reached peak Christmas cheer today after learning that her office would be closing for extra...
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Laura Cooper | December 16, 2018
Freelancer snogs herself at Christmas party
Freelance graphic designer, Ruby Smith, 28, woke up after her solo Freelance Christmas party with the usual beer...
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Daisy Bard | December 9, 2018
Flaky friend has audacity not to cancel plans when you’re really fucking tired
Samantha Neale, usually the flakiest of your entire friendship group, has, for the first time, decided not to cancel...
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Laurie Plowright | December 9, 2018
Woman in nightclub toilet declared Jade’s maid of honour
Jade Warrington, 27, a north London estate agent, made a shock announcement in a toilet at Rewind nightclub...
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Laurie Plowright | December 9, 2018
Beautifully wrapped Christmas present definitely shit
Joanna Wilson, 27, was delighted to receive a beautifully wrapped present from one of her family friends. The...