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Kat Sadler | September 6, 2018
Feminism win! This man has no problem with a woman putting on makeup on the train, so long as she just bloody smiled more when she did it, and cheered up love, it might never happen
Hooray! Great strides have been made for feminism today as businessman Richard Holdsbrook, 61 from Broxbourne, has revealed...
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Vicky Richards | September 4, 2018
Inspiring! This woman managed to say sorry 94 times during a two minute conversation
In an unprecedented show of social anxiety, a Surrey woman has managed to break records for the amount...
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Laurie Plowright | September 3, 2018
Woman who killed eight cactuses wants to hold your baby
A Leicestershire couple were alarmed and surprised when an old friend stopped by unannounced to celebrate the birth...
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Billie | August 11, 2018
Myth Debunked! Claims that millennials have lower attention span than previous generations greatly exager- oooh a meme!
There’s been tons of think pieces dedicated to slagging off millennials and their supposed short attention spans, but...
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Catherine Brinkworth | August 4, 2018
Met Office declares it’s too hot to fuck
The Met Office have announced that UK temperatures will tip over the ‘fuck point’ this afternoon. The fuck...
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Eleanor Morton | July 27, 2018
Your co-worker Mark thinks he’s not allowed to flirt with women anymore which is great because he’s a terrible human being
A man in your office today claimed that the #MeToo movement meant he “basically couldn’t even flirt with...
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Laurie Plowright | July 22, 2018
Friend on digital detox actually just dropped phone down toilet
Friends were relieved to discover that a friend who they thought had turned away from social media following...
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Zoë Tomalin | July 17, 2018
Science confirms periods are just getting worse and fucking worse
A study has found that PMS, cramps and period shits are an absolute joke. Scientists spoke to 200...
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Jodie Irvine | July 17, 2018
Ageing process sped up by realisation that the celebrities you fancy are younger than you
A new study has shocked the nation today, after it revealed that learning the age of a celebrity...
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Laurie Plowright | July 17, 2018
Man opens champagne without giving step-by-step tutorial on the technique to women around him
Richard Hastings, a 25-year-old engineer from Harrogate, made history at a dinner party last Sunday when he opened...